I had hoped to stay aloof
till I reached the voting booth
but I’ve heard too much
of what Donald has to say.
And though some might
think I’m uncouth
It’s time to write
An anti-spoof
Cause Trump is not our
Great White Hope
in any way.

Why don’t we start it off
with his physical traits
Then move on to his angst
and his mental states,
His hairdo is always
Impeccably arranged
slightly orange colored bangs
But so incredibly strange.
With his squinty little eyes
above his scowling mouth
And when people get him angry
his temper goes south
with no respect for women
he just calls them profane names
While all our generals in charge
are failures in his latest claims

Never in the military
but he’s ever so cocksure
When it comes to
fighting terrorism
he says he’s got the cure
yet he’ll keep his plan a secret
till he’s the president but why/
what if Isis comes a killing
and a whole lot more folks die
while he’s sitting on solutions
or just sitting on his Lie
then his apologies won’t fly
and our votes should be…Bye Bye!

Let’s study all his qualifications
If he’s running our great nation
He’s filed for bankruptcy 4 times
With thirty-five hundred lawsuits
Against his business lines
Facts that honest folks would call
A list of dishonest rich crimes
Will he bankrupt the United States
With a record of this kind?
These are facts we need to find!
And his skills on foreign policies
do extend to foreign shores
Where his product lines are all produced
Leaving our economy poor
With thousands of Americans jobless
Need I tell you any more

His party does not seem to care
That he won’t fit the bill
This is the man they chose to share
The U.S. treasuries Till,
I did not slander this rich man
I stuck to facts… That was my plan
Though you might not like my rant
And you’ll vote for their White elephant
When it comes to choosing Trump I shan’t
For years they’ve proved….REPUBLICAN’T!!
It’s been my mantra and my chant
Just one simple word…..REPUBLICAN”T!!

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Matthew F. Blowers III-©-2016