Possible Song lyrics 
compiling Nursery Rhyme tunes 
Wish I didn't have to write this! 

A collection of re-written nursery rhymes because school shooting will

become so commonplace that children will have to be warned daily.
. 
A MID TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY NURSERY RHYME READER -(c)-2052 

(Caution: some material may be disturbing to parents, it contains extremely graphic descriptions of a normal school day that winds up documenting the in-activities among the dilating pupils of our educational 
institutions.) 

This book is dedicated to Kayla... the first 
six year old to die in school....back in the year 2000. 

Come gather 
up your children 
from classrooms, 
and school gyms 
cause the nursery rhymes 
we loved so much 
are tragically changing 
those poems are now 
strange fairy tales 
they're scary 
and they're grim 
yet sadly they keep 
coming true 
with those bullied 
deadly whims., 


Wee Willie Winkle 
runs through the school 
upstairs and downstairs.. 
cause he was never cool 
firing shots through doorways, 
at faces oh, so shocked 
killing all the kids he hates 
he's tired of being mocked 

+ 

Has Kindergarten now become 
a place to guard the kinder 
can kids feel safe in classrooms 
or does fear of dying...hinder 
++ 

Little Miss Muffet 
told Billy to stuff it 
defeated, he scurried away 
then life he denied her 
pumping bullets inside her 
and blowing Miss Muffet away. 

+++ 
A- is for Daddies A-K-47 

B- is for bullets, your ticket to heaven 

C- is for calling me names, got you shot 

D- is for dying, and long may you rot! 


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Little Bo Peep 
is losing sleep 
with little chance to find it 
she saw the School Bully 
gunned down.... 
and her very best friend 
was behind it 

+++++ 

30 days hath September 
April...June...and November 
all the rest have 31 
unless someone brings a gun 
then your counting days are done 

++++++ 

We're ringing round poor Rosie 
who just got shot by Cody 
Crack! Crack!...BANG! BANG! 
we all fall down! 

+++++++ 

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Hippity-hop 
to the corner shop 
Dad's buying a .44 magnum 
a gun for him... and fun for me 
If the kids get mean 
I'll bag 'em. 

+++++++++ 

Rock a bye children 
at the school hop 
when the cops come 
the shooting will stop 
watch the doors break 
as death pays a call 
and down go the children 
Teachers...and all. 

+++++++++ 

There was a little girl 
who had a little hole 
right in the middle 
of her forehead 
she was always 
treated good 
he was never 
understood 
full of envy 
he just shot her down 
its horrid 

++++++++++ 

Johnny and Julie 
up in a tree 
S.--.H.-- A.--.K.--.I.--N.--.G. 
first come the shots 
from a boy 
that she disparaged 
then comes ltttle Johnny 
in an undertaker's carriage 

+++++++++++ 

A-- E--I--O--U-- 
and sometimes Y 
are vowels 
school children try 
I before E except after Y 
till hate puts an I before E 
after D 
then the bullets 
are sure to fly 
and though it always 
has been (A..E..I..O. and U ) 
sometimes we must simply cry "Y." 

+++++++++++++ 

An' little orphan Annie says, 
"Most school days make her blue, 
when the playground chatter sputters 
and the winds they go 
"Wooooooooo-oooooooooo." 
"When the birdies stop their singing, 
and the clouds get dark,and grey, 
as your heart it starts to flutter 
and your thoughts scream, 
"RUN AWAY!!!". 

Oh, you'd better mind your parents 
and your teachers through the years, 
and cherish them that love you 
and dry each loser's tears, 
and help those sad, and lonely kids 
who cluster all about...... 
else some crazy kid'll get ya 
If you don't Watch Out!!" 
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~~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~or is it? 

With apologies to Riley for the use of his 
Little Orphant Annie poem...(C)1894

(c)-2015-Art~Whimsically Yours Studio

Matthew F,. Blowers III