This comment

goes out

to the "hip"

Jay Buggs

when I listen

to his jams

he gets me cutting

up rugs,

trashed 3

pairs of Nike's

burning rubber

all night long

and my neighbor's

going crazy

when I'm checking

out Jay's songs

he keeps banging

on my ceiling

while I'm banging

on my floor,

there's more banging

going on

than any whorehouse

that's for shore!

guess my music

it just Buggs him

but that's what

Bugg's music's for

he gets you thinking

'bout the issues

the kind that always  

Bugg us all

and if you haven't

heard him yet

you aint heard

nothing much  at all !!

A producer

named Yvonne

she turned me on

to his finesse

and my neighbor

can go 

screw himself !!

if he can

find a dress.

Dear Yvonne

tells me 

that Jay enjoys

the comments

that I pen , 

that's why I'm

Jay-walking across

my huge apartment

floors at ten...

Cause if

someone "likes"

the stuff I write

I must return

the favor,

it's called

"Respect!"

who gives

a heck

if Jay's rap

Buggs my

nieghbor...

Cause my

niegh-bore 

has been boring

since the day

that I moved in

but he's not so

boring any more

since Buggs

have bitten him

Plus I caught him

at the C.D. store

and overheard

him say,'

"Hey, clerk

have you

got any of 

Jay Buggs  

that I can play.

So I guess he's

just a hypocrite

or else he's  chosen

to turn hip,

but who cares?

I don't give a shit,

it's Buggs that

makes me trip!

So if you're

posting songs here 

and you

"never " get a note

from someone

they call"Matt",

whose yet to  

dig how

you emote.....

Just get a hold

of Yvonne 

and she'll

turn me

on to you,

Then I''ll write you

a great comment

that will chase

away your blues,

But.......... 

if I'm burning

too much rubber

dancing to your 

latest muse,

I'll be sending

Yvonne bills 

and let her pay for

my new shoes.

cause if your hot

as a producer,

then you gotta

pay your dues!!!

But don't

wait to catch

some Buggs before

he's famous

In the news,

or you'll be paying 

for his playing....

if you choose

to Snooze 

"you'll lose. "

By- Matthew F. Blowers III

Art~Whimsically Yours Studio

(c)-A White Man's Crappy Rap.-2015

**Look for it at Wal-mart

in the closed out ,cobwebbed ,sale section

but don't expect to find it. 

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Disclaimer:

The posted work above is

a realistic depiction

of fictitous events

a lot of what you just read

is not really happening...

But...

if you want something

that's really happening

catch some BUGGS...

courtesy of Yvonne

and get your Buzz on!!

------ >:    :<    >:    :<    >:-------

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  "If Jay Buggs you...you're gonna be Hip to it!! "

LMAO

Productions.